Skip to content

Food & Drink

How to Plan a Detailed Road Trip

By Rachel Hart April 24, 2014

0514ednote

This article originally appeared in the May 2014 issue of Seattle magazine.

Sebastian Simsch made me do it. Well, he didn’t really make me do anything but he definitely lured me onto the open road. While I was catching up with the Seattle Coffee Works owner at his then just-opened Ballard store a couple of years ago, he started telling me about a road trip he had taken with his family to various small towns in eastern Washington. The engaging way Simsch tells stories—his incredible recall for the most minute detail, punctuated with his German accent and dry humor—had me mentally scanning our family calendar to figure out when we could fit this trip in.

My husband and I took my parents to Walla Walla on Thanksgiving weekend after that conversation, and we made many Simsch-recommended detours, including one to Dayton—a community oozing with small-town charm, huge, affordable historic houses and ladies who get together weekly for coffee. I started to calculate what a commute from Dayton would look like.

Last summer, we planned our first major road trip, inspired by the road trips oft taken by our friend, Tom Uniack, Washington Wild conservation director, and his family. Tom’s skill and passion for planning (and taking) road trips can perhaps best be likened to Mozart’s gift for writing layered symphonies. His incredibly detailed itineraries (see the May 2014 issue) are down to the minute and don’t ignore a single quirky/cool roadside attraction (or, as you will read, Dairy Queen). I seriously think he should start selling his itineraries as e-book singles; he’d make a killing.

Though we didn’t have three weeks to replicate Tom’s trip to San Diego, we made it to San Francisco and back in 10 days, and followed quite a bit of his advice. We wouldn’t have known about half of the stops had it not been for him—and now I want to take you along for the ride.

Whether you’re toting a minivan full of kids, having a Thelma and Louise/Hangovers–style adventure with some pals or carving out alone time with your significant other, there’s a journey road tested by a local travel enthusiast ready to be taken.

Road trips today look a lot different from the ones I took in my childhood, when my family would drive from Wisconsin through Tornado Alley to Tulsa, Oklahoma, in the blazing heat of summer every July. Five people in an unair-conditioned Dodge Dart, AM talk radio blaring nonstop as our only entertainment. (Paul Harvey’s signature “Page 2” on-air “page turn” is forever burned in my aural archives.) On our recent California road trip, the modern distractions available inside the car, along with knowing what kooky roadside attraction our kids should look for, made the hours more bearable for them. But I was most grateful for the many unexpected adventures—despite having a well-planned trip—such as that “museum” we stumbled upon in Yreka, California. But, alas, we’ve reached the end of the road—read more about our trip here.

 

Follow Us

Book Excerpt: Old White Man Writing

Book Excerpt: Old White Man Writing

Seattle resident Joshua Gidding examines his own white privilege

In his book, Old White Man Writing, Seattle resident Joshua Gidding attempts to come to terms with his privilege. Gidding grapples with the rapidly changing cultural norms in 21st-century America while examining his own racial biases and prejudices. As Manhattan Book Review notes: “Old White Man Writing is an introspective deep dive into an eventful life…

Glacial Expressions

Glacial Expressions

Local scientist and painter Jill Pelto spotlights climate change in a multi-artist show at Slip Gallery

The divide between the arts and sciences is long-fostered and well-documented. From elementary school onward, children are often singled out for their penchant for math or artistic ability and guided toward classes — and later careers — that align with their right or left brain tendencies. For Jill Pelto — a local climate scientist, painter,…

How Taproot Theatre Survived A Financial Crisis

How Taproot Theatre Survived A Financial Crisis

Theatre is planning for its 50th birthday next year

Karen Lund vividly remembers that sinking feeling she had in the fall of 2023. That was when Lund, producing artistic director of Taproot Theatre Co., first realized that the financially strapped, midsized professional theatre in the Greenwood neighborhood might not survive. The theatre had already weathered the worst of the pandemic, but costs were mounting….

Humanities Washington Fights ‘Midnight’ Cuts

Humanities Washington Fights ‘Midnight’ Cuts

Nonprofit loses previously approved federal grants with little warning

The letter came without warning, like a slap in the face from an invisible hand. Humanities Washington CEO and Executive Director Julie Ziegler had already been talking with peers in other states, and she readied herself for the blow. The National Endowment for the Humanities (think DOGE) had terminated her nonprofit’s previously awarded federal grant…